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date: Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Caution: Do not take if just mention of a pet peeve sends you into a violent spasm. If you can handle the mention and just wanna see all that makes you tick, THIS IS FOR YOU! Enjoy.
Bold each pet peeve that applies. Add up how many at the end to see just how many pet peeves you have (Out of these 100)
1. Nails going across a chalkboard.
2. Talking while trying to concentrate.
3. Interrupting when trying to concentrate.
4. Interrupting in the middle of a sentence.
5. When someone asks me the same question more than once.
6. When someone tells me the same statement more than once.
7. People always being late.
8. People who are extremely early.
9. People who cannot spell correctly.
10. Grammar Nazis.
11. The 'Am I Fat?' Question.
12. When fat people wear teeny clothes.
13. People who are OBSESSED with superstition.
14. People who live by astrology.
15. People who are ALWAYS happy.
16. People are constantly 'depressed'.
17. People who are ALWAYS angry.
18. People who never have ANY kind of emotion.
19. Emos. [kalahati lang. kasi. <3] style="font-weight: bold;">25. Stereotyping.26. Chain Emails.27. People who are ALWAYS invisible online, and even when they do talk to me, STAY invisible.
28. People who are always 'online' but always leave the room and never answer my IM's.
29. Comment Whores.
30. People who protest to not be comment whores, but won't update without a certain number of comments and subscriptions.
31. Clowns.
32. Children with speech impediments.
33. Girls who are ALWAYS on their cell phones.
34. People who wear shirts that say 'I <3>
36. People who constantly fart and think it's funny.
37. People who insist they 'never fart!' -
38. The song "My Humps".
39. The song "Doncha."
40. Any music with any kind of pop tint to it.
41. People who don't answer their danged phones or return my messages.
42. People who compulsively count calories.
43. People who brag (TOO MUCH) about themselves.
44. When people who say, "I missed you at school/church/work, where were you?'
45. When homosexual men compulsively talk about 'boobies'.
46. Girls who obnoxiously burp and think it makes them 'one of the guys.'
47. Public Restrooms.
48. When guys leave the toilet seat up.
49. WHEN PEOPLE WON'T FLUSH.
50. Germaphobes.
51. People who wear sparkly jewelry with sweat pants.
52. People who are ALWAYS chewing gum.
53. Pop quizzes.
54. Mariah Carey.
55. People wearing fur.
56. Treehuggers.
57. Recycling Freaks.
58. The Salvation Army Santa dudes that ring the little bell.
59. The greeters at Wal*Mart.
60. Buggy Return Centers.
61. People who get impatient and 'help' you put your groceries on the belt.
62. People who say route like 'root'.
63. People who say 'like' every other word in every sentence.
64. When old people talk and they don't have their teeth in.
65. When middle aged mothers wear teen clothes.
66. When 7 year olds wear mini-skirts and tube tops.
67. Profanity.
68. When pre-teens wear heels everywhere.- ones who wear em as in always.
69. When anyone wears heels and that click-clomp-click-clomp sound follows you EVERYWHERE.
70. When rap songs incorporate names of other rap songs in their song. Ex: 'Lean Wit It Rock Wit It: I ain't Fat Joe, but snap ya fingaz then ya lean back.
71. When African Americans say n*gga.
72. When white people say n*gga.
73. When so many words are bleeped out of songs that you only hear random words, like the, an, and a.
74. When the radio only blanks out part of the word, so that you know what it's saying, it's just missing a syllable. Ex: The radio says shi instead of shi*.
75. 'Your Mom' jokes.
76. Country music.
77. When white people say things like 'yo, fo sho, for rizzle, gangster' etc.
78. When I get out of the shower and there is no towel waiting for me
79. When I go to the bathroom, finding out afterwards that there is no toilet paper.
80. The annoying sound a maxi-pad makes when you unwrap it.
81. Girls who complain loudly about cramps in front of guys.
82. Guys who wear pants so baggy I see their boxers (or not boxers haha).
83. People who incorporate 'lol' in every moment of silence on the internet.
84. Thongs.
85. Granny Panties.
86. Boy Shorts.
87. Parenting Magazines.
88. Young Children.
89. Pets that slobber all over you.
90. People who type about 2 words per minute.
91. People who type 110 words per minute +.
92. Girls that wear stomach-bearing tops.
93. Bad weather.
94. Really Good weather.
95. Getting Sick.
96. People who wear the same clothes every day.
97. Boys with hair longer than an average girl's.
98. Girls with hair shorter than the average guy's.
99. Random people.
100. People who make pet peeve surveys
shwwiiing. nice eh?! i won't count. too lazy.